The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn’t figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
“It’s a period,” reported Johnnie.
“Well I can see that,” she said. “But what is so exciting about a period.”
“Damned if I know,” said Johnnie, “but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself.”
2007-11-26 12:46:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a while since I heard Johnny jokes. Good to see he has not gone on strike. hahaha
2007-11-27 04:26:12 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That has to be the best Little Johnny joke yet. I never really liked the other ones, but this made me laugh. Thank you for sharing this. You have made my day. You get a star.
2007-11-26 13:17:13 · answer #2 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Weird
2016-05-26 01:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by dorothy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-26 14:15:15 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one keep them coming have a star
2007-11-26 22:12:41 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the little johnny jokes. i love this one. i think they r very funny.
2007-11-26 13:20:23 · answer #6 · answered by African Queen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes the old ones are the best ha ha.
2007-11-26 12:49:24 · answer #7 · answered by Spot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
one day jonny went home and saw his mom stripping and say i wanna man....this is what jonny see everyday he went home ....and he kept thinking....can that realy work......one day he went home from school and peep in his mom room again, and there he saw is his mom and a man!!! jonny got amazed so he quickly went to his room and stripping and goan ' i wanna bike.....'
2007-11-27 09:08:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha ha
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thats a good one star for u!!!
2007-11-26 12:55:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-11-26 20:36:37 · answer #10 · answered by Rosie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋