What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ?
The letter “D” !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers cat’s Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws
! Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him
! Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus
! How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he’s Sooty !
2007-11-26 12:41:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one keep them coming have a star
2007-11-26 22:11:36 · answer #1 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a guy stares at you in lots of circumstances, he likes you and he will want to go out with you.. it extremely is that user-friendly. He looks slightly shy so possibly you ought to choose for it and ask him out reason he probable won't have the braveness to do it himself :p
2016-09-30 05:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-26 14:16:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are great. You are putting me in a Christmas mood. lol
2007-11-27 04:25:03 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh how sweet!!
Something to remember for the grandchildren when they come round!!
Cheers!! Star on its way!! *
2007-11-26 19:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nah...i liked the other ones better but i'll give a star since u tried
2007-11-26 12:56:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho,Ho,.yes very good a star on the way.
2007-11-26 12:45:23 · answer #7 · answered by Spot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right, put the joke book away. It's time for your bed.
2007-11-26 12:44:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
My daughter will love these ones.
Funny daddy time again!
2007-11-26 13:05:55 · answer #9 · answered by Telf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeK!
I'd say ....... *groan *
rather than lmao
heres another hooter to add to you list :)
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I know ....... *groan*
2007-11-26 12:53:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋