Revalation 8:1
QED!!
2007-11-26 12:23:34 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Good one Steve - i looked it up to see what it said - quite the *joker* aren't you....
i'm still **laughing** thanks you've made my day -
bless you xx
2007-11-26 13:31:50 · answer #1 · answered by ;) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all, the Bible would not say everywhere that all of us is going to heaven. yet to get to the crux of your question, definite women actually everyone appears likewise eligible for salvation. a million Corinthians 7:16 -- for the way did you comprehend, O spouse, even if you'll keep your husband? Or how did you comprehend, O husband, even if you'll keep your spouse? Paul right here's talking to Christians who're married to non-switched over friends (it truly is, unbelievers). even if the obtrusive implication is that a switched over husband will be kept and the prospect of his spouse eventually being kept is open. And an similar for the spouse to the husband. So, both adult adult males and women human beings will be kept. .
2016-10-25 02:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by akimseu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLO...you made a funny!
Revelation 8:1
And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.
2007-11-26 12:27:28 · answer #3 · answered by ' 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you know....
That's because we women are following Proverbs 31. We're up before everyone else and go to bed after everyone goes to bed. While the men are sitting around talking, we're taking care of the kids, cleaning (you think the angels are going to do that for you???), setting up the businesses, and we're helping those in need.
Sure there's silence in heaven, because we're too tired!!
2007-11-26 12:50:00 · answer #4 · answered by Searcher 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I am not in any way saying that there are no women in heaven because there are but I do have to admit that was funny
2007-11-26 12:31:35 · answer #5 · answered by Belgrademitch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course there are women in heaven. There are many examples in the Bible of women being saved. I expect to see my own mother and grandmother when I get there. Why would you think that there will be no women in heaven? God does not just save men he is willing and able to save whosoever will call upon his name.
JOHN 3:16 God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believer in him should not perish but have everlasting life.
2007-11-26 12:32:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Thank god for that??
peace'
no nagging
you can stay out' all night
you can pee' without lifting the seat'
and most of all
you can have the remote control for the tele
2007-11-26 17:22:02 · answer #7 · answered by denis9705 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
Scary thing though - you were either reading Revalations (Heavy)
Or can quote from it verbatum. (heavier)
:)
2007-11-26 12:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by Telf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a christian do not care. You are a a@@. By the way I knew the passage is it not a shame that a Pagan knows the bible better than most christians
2007-11-26 12:39:50 · answer #9 · answered by raven blackwing 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am a Christian and at first glance thought this statement was preposterous, so i went and read the verse and silly me, that was the funniest thing i have seen in a while! lol.
2007-11-26 12:28:05 · answer #10 · answered by ts 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO
XD
aye that is proof there's no women in there. there was silence for half an hour.
good thing it's not a real place though.
2007-11-26 12:31:48 · answer #11 · answered by Dr. R PhD in Revolution 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋