2007-11-26 11:45:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey, it makes as much sense as Pascal's Wager. And I'm not trying to scare nobody, neither.
2007-11-26 11:46:32 · update #1
Oohh! I know!
Because he was stapled to a chicken! =0)
(Love that punch line---it works for so many jokes...)
2007-11-26 11:49:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Because it appeared simultaniously in Russia as well as USA as he was invading Russia. He decided to cross it, but later found crossing it and Russia were a bad idea. He then went back home, but by the time he got back to the river it had chosen to move to USA. The Mississippi has been sited to move around to different locaions, but it seems to prefer the USA best. Napolean never documented the moving river because he didn't want to seem crazy.
:P
2007-11-26 11:52:05 · answer #2 · answered by VickiGirl 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side. His kinfolks lived in south Louisiana.
2007-11-26 11:49:45 · answer #3 · answered by What? Me Worry? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to West Memphis.
2007-11-26 11:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
to sell it to Jefferson (cf Louisianna Purchase)
2007-11-26 11:52:47 · answer #5 · answered by grandfather raven 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummm... the Rubicon was occupied?
2007-11-26 11:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side.
2007-11-26 11:49:06 · answer #7 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he did his research.
2016-04-05 23:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn it! I thought it was going to be a joke!
2007-11-26 11:48:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
? To get to the other side?
2007-11-26 11:50:42 · answer #10 · answered by Tricia R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋