why?
2007-11-26 11:39:14 · 53 answers · asked by yashar a 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
look for all you people who want to make fun of me why don't you just get lives and keep it to yourself
2007-11-26 11:44:53 · update #1
Did the chicken cross the road? If he crossed the road certainly he had no reason to as a chicken as it would mean expending more effort than the food he would find on the other side could provide the energy for. If he crossed the road.... that can only mean that Colonel Sanders was close behind and closing in on him. Captain- if we can approach Colonel Sanders from the correct approaching angle, we may stop him from strangling the chicken. *looks pensive, then checks Captain*. Mr Spock .here
2007-11-26 11:45:06 · answer #1 · answered by Star T 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Actually.....
the chicken was in a quandary all month over the fighting in Iraq. He thought of himself as a reasonable chicken. But, with all this killing and hatred, he thought maybe...... just MAYBE it would be more peaceful on the "other side" of the road.
Sadly, we will never know the Cowboys were practicing kicking field goals and accidentally booted the poor fowl up into on oncoming mack truck.
The remains weren't even fit to cook.
This is NO joke! I saw it! And, I have pics to prove it.
I am negotiating for a fair price for them with the Globe and Inquirer.
....... stay tuned
2007-11-26 11:54:09 · answer #2 · answered by tennacious_c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?
"Oh, take my wing, eat it down. I crossed that road and I turned around. If you see my reflection at the KFC. Well the Buick fender brought me down."
2007-11-26 11:47:05 · answer #3 · answered by floridagator0762 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to get to his spaceship, which he'll use to go to his home planet where there's a control room that will allow him to control humans so that all chickens become kings and queens on Earth.
Long Live our rulers and their chicks!
(I'm talking about actual chickens, not Bill Clinton).
2007-11-26 11:46:31 · answer #4 · answered by b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To send an email to Rush Limbaugh.
2007-11-26 11:49:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He had a lousy cellphone provider and couln't get a signal on this side of the road.
2007-11-26 11:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by kuntryguyy 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
oh u know what he did..dude. He came across to u and layed u an egg and ran back across!!!
I heard this joke be4 but forgot the answer.hee hee hawwww
honk
2007-11-26 11:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by hillbillytweetheart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Because the external influences, which had pervaded its sensorium from birth, had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own freewill."
2007-11-26 11:49:33 · answer #8 · answered by Billie M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he wanted to see if he could get killed by simply walking across the road
2007-11-26 11:42:40 · answer #9 · answered by dudeimbored101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To escape the evil nugget maker.
2007-11-26 11:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋