2007-11-26 11:23:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
turn the light on !
2007-11-26 11:27:28 · answer #1 · answered by Splishy 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The pupil walked up to the Zen master and said ' I can prove i have no nose'! the Master instantly twatted him with a straight right causing blood out and said 'What hurts'?
Confuscius say 'man without garden look forlorn'!!
There is nothing so hard. so brutal as water...yet nothing so soft, so gentle.....go with the flow!!!
The Zen Master walked into a psych hospital and asked the doctor.....have you ever seen me before, No said the
medic...'then how would you know it is me'??
If an Angel turns into a demon,,,,youve upset an Angel,
If a demon turns into an Angel,,,youve blown an angels cover.
Demons are demons and cannot change....
Alien ( stepping out of a UFO!....what time is it?
Human.....20 past four..sir..
Alien.....your lying it's seven
2007-11-26 15:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Try to not think the word 'zen' for the next few minutes..Then you will be enlightened!
Well? did you manage?
OK try again..try not to live in the past, regretting what has passed, or live in perpetual anticipation of the future- the yet to come. Live the now, each instant of it, lest you waste your existence in useless regrets or unnecessary fears.
2007-11-26 11:30:59 · answer #3 · answered by azteccameron1 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
nicely, ok, in case you insist. How approximately - "Sticks and stones ruin basically BONES yet phrases ruin HEARTS and SOULS!" or maybe - "If we human beings are all that great and beautiful, why is it that every time we use the word 'HUMAN NATURE' it in many situations refers to a minimum of something damaging?" try this one - "the fewer beneficiant one rather IS, the extra beneficiant they seem to think of they're!" right here is yet another solid one - "existence isn't variety, It does not supply you what you opt for. existence isn't basically, It does not supply you what you DESERVE. What existence IS, is STINGEY, What it DOES supply you is THE VERY LEAST which you're prepared TO settle for."
2016-12-10 06:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now and zen. Bananas grow upwards, not hang down like pears.
2007-11-26 11:27:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Next!
2007-11-26 12:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It sometimes takes years of practice to be ready for instant enlightenment. Come closer and I will show you........WHACK!!!!
Well? Were you instantly enlightened? Or do you need more practice?
2007-11-26 11:31:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
The Tao that can be named is not the Tao
Lao tzu
2007-11-26 11:28:52 · answer #8 · answered by Old guy 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
No - because anything I could tell you would automatically be flawed as I am nothing but a mere mortal...
2007-11-26 16:06:50 · answer #9 · answered by kr_toronto 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Always wear clean undies
2007-11-26 11:30:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
seek enlightenment and you will never attain it. just accept the moment nothing else exists.
2007-11-26 11:28:59 · answer #11 · answered by Dr. R PhD in Revolution 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋