The carpet fitter had lost his fags and matches. He saw a big bump in the middle of the new carpet he had just laid. "Bugger, that's me fags and matches." He wasn't about the pull up the carpet so he got his mallet and hammered the bump flat.
The lady of the house came into the room and said "You left your ciggies on the kitchen table, here they are- My budgie's got out again, you haven't seen it have you?"
2007-11-26 10:54:19 · 6 answers · asked by Spotlight 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sick but my taste! 12/10.
2007-11-26 11:09:04 · answer #1 · answered by ANDY M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one's probably as old as you are.
Still, you can't help that, can you?
As long as you keep a sense of humour... try that one in a few years' time, or even a few weeks or months. It'll get a good larf!
2007-11-26 19:50:41 · answer #2 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly and kinda funny. 7/10.
2007-11-26 18:57:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squawk!
2007-11-26 20:12:15 · answer #4 · answered by finger lickin` good 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor polly .lol
2007-11-26 22:02:35 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol :)
2007-11-27 04:52:18 · answer #6 · answered by Rosie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋