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2007-11-26 10:35:07 · 23 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Homosexuality is consensual and relatively healthy. Prostitution is consensual and arguably no less unhealthy than many legal things.

But non-dairy creamer I don't consent to, and it's made of awful chemicals that I can't pronounce!

2007-11-26 10:36:11 · update #1

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Non-dairy creamer will ignite if tossed onto a flame. It's something my kids discovered one night around the bonfire. I don't know that gays or prostitutes spontaneously combust, so I've got to say that non-dairy creamy is the more unstable of the lot.

*Anyone who knows me is aware of my stance on homosexuality --live and let live. The above is only a joke, folks.

2007-11-26 10:40:30 · answer #1 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 4 1

None, well, non-dairy creamer is not as good as the real thing, and probably less satisfying to use than a prostitute.

For me, homosexuality holds no appeal, but there is no reason to make it illegal or deny them marriage.

Edit:
Sorry all, it's been a long day, and I'm probably a bit more obnoxious than normal.

2007-11-26 10:40:20 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 1 1

You compare the incomparable even though all these things are bad .To say that to be a prostitute or homo is better than drink non-dairy creamer is the same to say be a sexual pervert or do incest is better than smoking.nad that is absurd.Try to be logic in your questions !!!!

2007-11-26 10:55:27 · answer #3 · answered by educ 2 · 0 0

Your question has retraumatized me by reminding me of my repressed past as a gay prostitute specializing in a certain sex act utilizing non-dairy creamer. This has resulted in my incurring significant psychological injuries, pain and suffering, and financial damages from lost wages from my current employment as a gay prostitute specializing in a very different sex act utilizing artificial sweetener ("Splenda in the grass," for all you hipsters).

My legal counsel will be contacting you, "Dude" (if that is your real name) forthwith.

2007-11-26 10:41:51 · answer #4 · answered by snowbaal 5 · 2 1

Which non-involved parties are harmed from the activity?

Homosexuality: none
non-dairy creamer: none
prostitution: arguably, the neighbors

2007-11-26 10:38:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

People who are continually attacking religion. Aren't you sick and tired of people attacking NON-religion? Well.. we're just as pissed that our religion is constantly being degraded by people who say out of one side of their mouths, "Shouldn't we all just get along?" and then out of the other side of their mouths come these STUPID, idiot insults aimed at people who belong to a religion/faith. If YOU folks want US to respect YOU for your NON-beliefs, then you'd best start showing some respect for those of us who DO have a faith! And NO... I don't find these dairy creamer questions FUNNY!


Have a blessed day!

2007-11-26 11:46:57 · answer #6 · answered by wyomugs 7 · 0 1

Non-dairy creamer! It's like apple pie without real apples .. or pastry!

2007-11-26 10:41:44 · answer #7 · answered by . 6 · 1 1

Liking non-dairy creamer. Makes more sense just to add milk to your coffee. But that's just me.

2007-11-26 10:37:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Liking non-dairy creamer is not a choice.

I take my coffee black.

2007-11-26 10:38:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Christ forgave the prostitute. God's view of homosexuality is that it is an "abomination." That's a very strong word. And yes, I believe that God can forgive homosexuality, but only if the person's heart is repentant and they turn away from their sin.

God bless!

2007-11-26 10:42:21 · answer #10 · answered by Devoted1 7 · 0 3

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