Is heaven computerized today?
2007-11-26 10:20:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He is dead I believe...
2007-11-26 10:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by δοῦλος Χριστοῦ Ἰησοῦ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Does St. Peter monitor Yahoo Answers?
St. Peter already has his hands full: in addition to the Pearly Gates duty, he has to deal with a lot of people fainting when they are introduced to him and learn that, yes, he was indeed the first pope. (You wouldn't think they would need a portable cardiac defibrullator in Heaven, but you would be surprised how big an adjustment Heaven can be for some folks . . .)
As for Heaven being computerized . . . no. The King of Heaven already knows everything, understands everything . . . He created everything!
What's for Him to compute?
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A "thumbs down" already! Ah, you're breakin' my heart! Dig: I didn't say that anti-Catholic Protestants would _not go_ to Heaven; I said only that they would faint when they found out the place was being run by . . . well, let's just say, the nickname of the place is "The High-Altitude Vatican" . . .!
2007-11-26 18:29:39 · answer #2 · answered by Catherine V. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. But the fellow on here that calls himself St. Yahoo...
2007-11-26 18:26:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
No,but records are kept in heaven on every soul that exists on earth.Read the bible to know for sure!
2007-11-26 18:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dunno, someone deleted my question entitled "Free Hugs! want one"?
I thought that was cruel. Hopefully it was just some moron trying to enforce Yahoo Answers guidelines and not St. Peter.
2007-11-26 18:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Of course not. Whatever gave you that idea - the Roman Church?
2007-11-26 18:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by cheir 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He doesn't need to. God knows everything without need of help.
2007-11-26 18:37:42 · answer #7 · answered by Book_Princess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but Saint Lucifer does.
2007-11-26 18:27:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think he is the guy behind yahoo.
2007-11-26 18:22:50 · answer #9 · answered by AFRICANA 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, that is who imacatholic2 is.
2007-11-26 18:23:31 · answer #10 · answered by ImUURU? 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋