Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
2007-11-26 09:59:37 · 12 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, thats a classic that will never die!
2007-11-26 10:17:05 · answer #1 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-26 19:35:01 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg 1-10 a 5! just cause i heard it b4 if i havnt id give it 9.99999999999999999999999999999999999997
2007-11-26 19:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by Bob B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet! im gonna tell this at my next dinner party!! lol
2007-11-26 18:05:50 · answer #4 · answered by ღ olufunmi ღ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
isnt the thought that counts, woman?
2007-11-26 18:01:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny i'n telling my friends that one.
2007-11-26 18:08:58 · answer #6 · answered by j.b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soooooo funny. i was in total shock
2007-11-26 18:07:11 · answer #7 · answered by karmenchicago 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL tht is soo funny.
2007-11-27 16:33:19 · answer #8 · answered by <3 cupid <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol starred
2007-11-26 18:02:47 · answer #9 · answered by ozzy a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-26 18:03:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋