Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps 'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator says: 'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says 'OK, now what?'
2007-11-26 09:49:50 · 21 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...no that wasn't cheney on the phone! and ur welcom for the laugh!
and u dont have to star it...i just wondered how many stars i would get
2007-11-26 09:55:06 · update #1
um no...i posted this first..that person copied it from me...check the time please...before u start talkin
2007-11-26 10:25:11 · update #2
I have heard it before but it is funny,and I stared it ,as stars are free,how mean of some to say not worth a star???? they free for goodness sakeeeeeeeee !!!!!
2007-11-26 09:59:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Uh-Huh! LOL.
Have a really great day, and thanks for all the laughs this morning! And here is a star, YOU DESERVE IT. You made me laugh i usually never laugh because ,just look at my avatar. That joke was really funny LOL put some more fun jokes. It killed me too. I will rate in a 10/10. When you said you don't have to star it well i had to it was too funny.
2007-11-26 18:18:11 · answer #2 · answered by Skate4Life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-26 18:37:33 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure that wasn't Cheney on the phone?
2007-11-26 17:53:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
not worth a star though
2007-11-26 17:52:29 · answer #5 · answered by PTK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it's fairly good. I have seen it before my friends did not find it funny thou. Wait my dad did!
2007-11-26 17:52:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Ok no star did not LMAO
2007-11-26 17:54:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad luck for the guy that died. this joke was funny as!
2007-11-26 22:57:57 · answer #8 · answered by Captain Raison likes pizza 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this joke over and over and over .....dont know what to say anymore ...if you check on my answers you will find it !! sorry !
2007-11-26 18:07:44 · answer #9 · answered by Elizabeth N 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, you're right that is funny:)
ha ha aha ha ha aha ha aha ha ha aha ha aha ha aha ha aha aha aha aha aha ha
2007-11-26 17:56:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋