One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his do
2007-11-26 09:47:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
2007-11-26 09:48:13 · update #1
Star if funny
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2007-11-26 09:49:18 · update #2
WHERES THAT MACHINE I WANT TO TRY IT TOOO!!!!
2007-11-26 09:52:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-26 10:38:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Siempre he tenido una excelente experiencia cundo he comprado ordenadores de sitios web, el ultimo ordenador que he comprado ha sido para un amigo que le gustan los juegos, he encontrado un ordenador perfecto en la pagina y en realidad es aun mejoren realidad, el diseños de la caja le ha encantado y el ordenador funciona perfectamente para los juegos, una excelente placa video, gran memoria y un buen procesador además de estar full HD, hacen de este ordenador un excelente ordenador para los juegos, tal como él quería.
2014-12-13 15:13:11 · answer #3 · answered by CINTORA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, haven't heard that one forever! I totally forgot it!
2007-11-26 09:52:42 · answer #4 · answered by Nate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll admit that one was better than mine, touche'
2007-11-26 10:20:33 · answer #5 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
daaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg mangg that was funny
2007-11-26 09:52:34 · answer #6 · answered by Marci_Bby♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
super funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-26 10:51:42 · answer #7 · answered by Nitasha S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋