I thought about it , after deep thinking I thought about it
thats it !!!!!!!!!! since jews have plans to take over the world
and it seems like they'r doin it under the name of " one world goverment"
IM TURNING JEW !!! you cant beat them so join them
jews, just tell me where to sigh up ? is it www.jewsOverTheWorld.gov ?
2007-11-26 09:34:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yeah anything to avoid those chips Lmao !!
2007-11-26 09:39:53 · update #1
yeah ok dude whatever
2007-11-27 05:05:44 · answer #1 · answered by mindy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know which is more ridiculous, the idea that the above "question" is the result of "deep thinking," or the absurd notion (common though it may be among paranoid anti-Semites, only further demonstrating the tenuousness of their grip on reality) that the Jews can collectively agree on ANYTHING, let alone ONE World Government. We can't even agree on a single coherent government in Israel, a country the size of New Jersey! One world government? Definitely a goyishe fantasy - we Jews know better.
Were it not for the fact that my co-religionists are assaulted, murdered, and that our houses of worship and graveyards (even in death you monsters won't leave us alone) on a regular basis, using crackpot beliefs like those expressed in the "question" as an excuse, it might actually be funny.
By the way, when pursuing conversion to Judaism before a beis din (a rabbinic court - that's where you have to go to become Jewish), you might want to leave out the part about wanting to "sign up" for the conspiracy of the Elders of Zion. Discretion is both the better part of valor, and the most important part of global domination. So, good luck, and don't forget to wear your tinfoil hat!
2007-11-27 11:02:18 · answer #2 · answered by Daniel 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a great plan! Better buy a burkha too just to cover your bases. -yk
P.S. Lighten up everyone. He's just joking.
2007-11-26 19:55:48 · answer #3 · answered by Yaakov 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You are so funny! SO I take it you don't want them to put a chip in your toochy either hunm?
2007-11-26 17:38:25 · answer #4 · answered by ♂♥♀ & ♀♥♂ ∞! Love Oh Love ! ♫♥♪ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude, youre a buffoon! And to YOU, Serena D., I say "Bare it and share it, and then turn the other cheek", and we'll take it from there.
2007-11-26 17:58:24 · answer #5 · answered by Stephen H 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I was just thinking this the other day. If Madonna can do it why can't I?
2007-11-26 23:30:59 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa2000 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
...very amusing....
You can go ahead and ask, but you'll flunk the entrance exam.
(Thank you, SuperJew, well said!)
2007-11-27 23:57:40 · answer #7 · answered by SheyneinNH 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kisch mein tuchis (when you go to convert, ask the rabbi to translate it to you).
2007-11-26 17:41:30 · answer #8 · answered by Serena d 3 · 6⤊ 2⤋
How about MoronsRUS.com...right up your alley.
2007-11-26 17:38:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
I'm sorry, you can't be Jewish. We don't take idiots.
2007-11-26 17:40:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 2⤋