Once upon a time:
A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree….
2007-11-26 09:13:51
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Here's a popular one,
John 3:16 "For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only son that whosoever believes in Him will not perish but have everlasting life."
2007-11-26 17:19:01
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answered by person84 1
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"the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion..."
George Washington Treaty of Tripoli
Edit: Why the thumbs down?? Just putting what an important historical figure had to say about religion...He was the quintessential American
2007-11-26 17:16:44
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answered by Atomic New Theory 5
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John 8:12 Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.
This is a good one.
2007-11-26 17:15:37
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answered by Molly 6
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Go read the Bible. Besides I have know idea what you are looking for. Catholic was spelled incorrectly so maybe you need to stay in school longer. Peace
2007-11-26 17:15:24
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answered by PARVFAN 7
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I always liked the part in Leviticus about taking pigeons to the temple if you were a woman having your period.
Don't have the chapter/verse, though, sorry.
2007-11-26 17:15:03
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answered by Anonymous
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"Whomsoever hath smelt, hath also dealt it"
-Jesus.
2007-11-26 17:16:49
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answered by Anonymous
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"REMEMBER THE SABBATH DAY TO KEEP IT HOLY"
2007-11-26 17:13:55
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answered by God Fire 4
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