Which would you choose tonight, dinner with Satan or the local pastor?

Question

To make it even harder, it's a toss up; the pastor is liberal.

The pastor is also typically evil.

To anyone who says Satan is fake...well, just take a look at the local pastor..he's just posing, too.

TO MAKE THIS A VERY COMPLETE QUESTION, WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE WHOM YOU DO?

Answer 1

depends on whose picking up the check. Satan is a notorious cheap skate and pastors make no money... its a coin flip really

Answer 2

It is a toss-up cause they are both very similar. I've had dinner with pastors before so I know how bad they are. It would be refreshing to mull over the state of affairs with Satan. So, Satan is my answer.

Answer 3

I'd choose Satan...because it sounds better, but really having dinner would keep him busy, while the local pastor went out doing his good works.

Answer 4

Tough choice, with Satan you know he is evil.

With the Pastor, he pretends to be good and all he wants to do is stab you in the back and take your money

Answer 5

"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves" - Matthew 7:15. This can be said of some of those claiming to be pastors.

But, conversely this is ALWAYS true of Satan;
"Be self-controlled and alert. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour" - 1 Peter 5:8. So, who in reality is having who for dinner?

Answer 6

I'd choose the pastor, since Satan is a myth.

Answer 7

If you met preacher at First Baptist in my town, you'd think you could have Satan and pastor both over in the body of one man.

Answer 8

I am not gay so both Satan and the pastor are out of luck. So that leaves me open for a date. So what is your favorite restaurant Doll?

Answer 9

Am I being tossed aside for the empty promises of Satan?
**Wipes tear from face**

Answer 10

Satan, I'm curious as to his conversation and dinner skills.

I've already heard the pastors rhetoric!