A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."
2007-11-26 08:54:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Star if you think its funny
Ty
2007-11-26 08:54:35 · update #1
Brilliant!!!! Star it is! ^_^
I honestly laughed my ar$e out!!!
2007-11-26 09:32:45 · answer #1 · answered by Risa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-26 11:24:02 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the little boy is rather dumb as i can see hes not very smart but out of the three the priest is the best (and i'm not just saying that) he's the smartest not the stupid lawyer.......
2007-11-26 09:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by ☮NeonZebra♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only 12 people (before me) answered, how come there are 13 stars? Well i guess 14 now
2007-11-26 10:44:10 · answer #4 · answered by pigsfly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is funny:)
I have heard it before and I laugh every time I hear it.
2007-11-26 09:11:34 · answer #5 · answered by Novembergal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before, lol, but it's GoOd! Still funny!
^_^
2007-11-26 09:16:04 · answer #6 · answered by Becks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I loved it!
2007-11-26 09:01:58 · answer #7 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-11-26 09:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by melstxi055 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was f**ing funny i want more!!
2007-11-26 09:08:40 · answer #9 · answered by gamer4life 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLOL!
That was hilarious
:}
2007-11-26 09:05:04 · answer #10 · answered by heytheresavannah 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋