Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
-What do you mean today's our anniversary?
-Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
-Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
-And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
-Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
-Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
-I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say:
-Here honey, you use the remote.
-You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
-Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
-While I'm up, can I get you anything?
-Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
-Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
-Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place.
2007-11-26 08:23:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
-Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.
-We never talk anymore
ok this is not 100% true. it's pretty lame but deal with it ^_^
2007-11-26 08:24:34 · update #1
lol
Nice one... :)
2007-11-26 17:19:47 · answer #1 · answered by Nafeez Nash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-26 18:51:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-11-26 16:26:41 · answer #3 · answered by ZingyPingy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-26 16:40:48 · answer #4 · answered by shawn e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what! have you've been smoking! stay away from the bad ****! babe! you'll find someone!
2007-11-26 16:30:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋