2007-11-26 08:11:30 · 16 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, he says "I can't right now, I'm busy planning another global genocide."
2007-11-26 08:14:27 · answer #1 · answered by Linz VT•AM 4 · 13⤊ 7⤋
I usually don't pray that the sick will be healed. I pray instead that God will work through the sick persons infirmity.
Remember, it may not be in his will that a person is healed. More good may come in the kingdom of God without healing occuring.
Your will be done.
2007-11-26 08:16:10 · answer #2 · answered by doug 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
People who mock God is sick and one day they will be wanting Gods healing power.
2007-11-26 08:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by preacher 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
God is of the Spirit not the body. You should know that! Blessed Be
2007-11-26 08:20:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We pray with faith and we pray with confidence, God already knows our need before we even ask but, how great it is to share in his glory when he meets us in our need.
2007-11-26 08:19:50 · answer #5 · answered by Tx Guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes, God needs a reality check. His original plan for Adam's life partner was a goat, or some other animal.
Genesis 2:18-20
2007-11-26 08:16:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Yes I think so because there are many times when people would change his mind.
2007-11-26 08:28:11 · answer #7 · answered by K T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is a little hard of hearing
2007-11-26 08:19:19 · answer #8 · answered by 2 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol.
God is kind of like my little brother. He doesn't mind doing it, but dang if you don't have to keep him on track and ask like a million times.....
I think he's ADD, you ask for a miracle, and he goes, "OH look! A chicken!"
2007-11-26 08:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by Princess Ninja 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
No he says "Hey don't bug me man I'm having fun with this guy"
2007-11-26 08:19:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I thought he went "Shhh, not now - Family Guy is on."
2007-11-26 08:51:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋