Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'
Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'
Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'
Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?
2007-11-26 07:58:16 · 15 answers · asked by boris the spider 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I guess by the garbled mess of a story you supplied that you're inferring that it's a tough world...dog eat dog...survival of the fittest, yes...well I agree with you. Thank you for pointing out the obvious, too bad you don't have anything to contribute to solve this dilemma!
2007-11-26 08:04:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-26 23:36:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. How come some people don't get it?
2007-11-26 16:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-26 16:11:37 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lucky dog
2007-11-26 16:46:22 · answer #5 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no it's not a dogs life
2007-11-26 16:45:29 · answer #6 · answered by shawn e 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny and true.
2007-11-26 16:58:01 · answer #7 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-11-26 16:06:01 · answer #8 · answered by kisser 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-26 21:53:18 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't funny.......
2007-11-26 16:21:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋