There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.'
The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'
The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face '
2007-11-26 07:55:41 · 13 answers · asked by boris the spider 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one lol
2007-11-26 08:51:44 · answer #1 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-26 15:23:25 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 lemons have been interior the bathe. the 1st one mentioned, “pass me the cleansing soap.” the 2nd mentioned, “What do you think of i'm? A typewriter?” lmfao i dont get it yet thats the humorous tale haha xD
2016-12-16 19:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
V. funny!
But my lemon joke is funnier :-)
Q: What do you give an injured lemon?
A: Lemonade !
2007-11-26 08:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by Molly 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Heehee that's funny
2007-11-26 08:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-26 08:12:44 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute, made me giggle.
2007-11-26 07:58:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
V. funny.
2007-11-26 08:34:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-11-26 08:00:44 · answer #9 · answered by vickitoria_91 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny indeed
2007-11-26 08:16:07 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋