The Blonde Thanksgiving dinner
It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.
"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.
"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.
"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"
2007-11-26 06:54:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am sorry, I did not mean to bore you all. I just thought it was kind of cute. please don't be mean to me.
2007-11-26 07:14:55 · update #1
sounds like the time i asked my teenage daughter help me out in the kitchen.she wanted some boiled eggs so i told her just to put them into a pot with some water and put them on the stove,i turned around and looked into the pot ,it looked like little balls of sunshine floating on water lol (she had cracked them open before putting them into the water)she really thought thats how u did it since the day before she had seen me FRY some
2007-11-26 22:26:37 · answer #1 · answered by jesse m_violated for nothing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How could anyone be mean to you! That was very good. I have one for you too:
A nice, calm and respectable man went into the pharmacy, right
up to a female pharmacist, looked straight into her eyes, and
said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The man replied, "I need it to poison my wife."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and she exclaimed, "Lord have
mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your wife! That's
against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The man reached into his wallet and pulled out a picture of his
wife in bed with the pharmacist's husband.
that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007-11-26 17:34:36 · answer #2 · answered by Paulus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! I thought it was really funny!
Blonde jokes are the best :P
Here's a star for you!
2007-11-26 08:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by Risa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it made my mouth drop that was funny good job
2007-11-26 07:36:36 · answer #4 · answered by gabrielle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao * soo stupid...lol star
2007-11-26 07:14:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's okay..
2007-11-26 07:08:54 · answer #6 · answered by May 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hm... its not that funy if u ask me
2007-11-26 07:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
sorry PJ but that's stupid
2007-11-26 07:05:01 · answer #8 · answered by ktbug3335 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
yuk .
2007-11-26 07:05:10 · answer #9 · answered by chin 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2007-11-26 07:04:44 · answer #10 · answered by cheri 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋