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I've been told by loving and cuddly Christians that I will be suffering a "nashing of the teeth" while I burn to a Coco Crisp in the firepits of hell.

What's on the dinner menu in the h e double ll? Can I have food brought to my pit, or is it a community eating sort of thing?

Thanks!

2007-11-26 06:30:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Thanks. I am mistaken! "gnashing" it is!

2007-11-26 06:36:28 · update #1

14 answers

with all the pagans down there, it's bound to be potluck!

i'll bring the bbq chips and hot pepper dip - everything's spicy down there mmmmmmmmmm

2007-11-26 06:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Why are you guys all saying that you will bring this and someone else will bring something else. Hell is the worst place in te wrold no its not going to be a big party everyone will be 100% alone and no one will be having fun. Its not something to make fun of it is one of the most seriouse things in th world. The bible say "do not be decived God can not be mocked A man reaps what he sows". ill just let you figure that out for yourself
God bless you

2007-11-26 14:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by Lisa S 1 · 1 1

The word is "gnashing" and you will have nothing but McDonald's and Burger King to eat and you will pay an arm or a leg for each unhappy meal. Don't worry, there's bound to be plenty of booze to wash it down with.

2007-11-26 14:35:25 · answer #3 · answered by Otter 2 · 1 1

Fear not we shall all receive new souls/bodies that can not be burned up and as for food it has been stated that the maggots will be dining on these new bodies while they enjoy the new heated living areas , which is rent free, given the choice prefer chocolate cover ants but maggots may be preferred by others, to each his/her own taste, have a nice day and thanks for the question here!

2007-11-26 14:38:37 · answer #4 · answered by Donna M 2 · 1 1

From what I understand, the knashing of teeth will be done by those who have beheld the glory of God at the Judgement, and they then will know that they will not be accepted by Him, and spend their eternity away from the Heavenly Hosts and God who sits in righteousness.

I don't think it' funny. The loudest are often the worst.

2007-11-26 14:34:53 · answer #5 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 2 1

There won't be any carnal pleasures in Hell. Nothing but torment. Imagine the burn of a flame, and if possible, try to imagine that magnified by 700 billion times the intensity. And then on top of that, you won't have ANY relief from it.

2007-11-26 14:34:53 · answer #6 · answered by Scooterette1! 4 · 1 2

gnashing of teeth is a metaphor.

the distance from God will be painful, and then you will die

2007-11-26 14:40:27 · answer #7 · answered by 2009 time to shine 4 · 0 1

apparently you get a new body with a great set of teeth...

2007-11-26 14:33:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

You will only be able to eat my meat loaf. Just ask my kids, its punishment enough for any crime.

2007-11-26 14:33:45 · answer #9 · answered by Mable VT is thinking, kinda 5 · 2 1

You will have your 'resurrection teeth'. They're squishy and covered in ectoplasm.

2007-11-26 14:36:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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