2007-11-26 06:27:29 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i actually almost bought a house last year that looked as cute as a gingerbread house. everyone thought it was funny that there would be a witch living in it!
oh, the bible verse is Donkey 6:66
2007-11-26 06:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
lol...talk about making me laugh like crazy
I think you might be joking, but im going to answer any way
Its not in the bible, that is a grimm brothers fairytale called Hansal and Gretel.
2007-11-26 06:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the book of grimm 1, chapter 19 verses 1-125
2007-11-26 07:13:35 · answer #3 · answered by joe the man 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
John 3:19 This is the verdict: Light has come to the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed.
2007-11-26 06:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by Edward J 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
IN THE LOST BOOKS OF Hansel & Gretel.
chapter 412 page with the tears and smuges,
on it. next by the bottle with your brain in it.I'm sorry i cain't say that.
2007-11-26 06:47:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Somewhere around the part where the seven dwarves crucified Jesus and then prince charming awakened him with a kiss.
2007-11-26 06:34:14 · answer #6 · answered by Azure Z 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I believe that would be the Gospel According to Grimm
2007-11-26 07:34:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you idiots realize he is saying the bible is a fairy tale? He KNOWS it wasn't in the bible. God f*ucking damn it you people are stupid! No wonder christians believe in this baloney! And Markus Antonius, you do know Muslims believe in the SAME god you do right? You do know the bible is part of the qu'ran, right?
2007-11-26 06:39:04 · answer #8 · answered by FSM Raguru AM™ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That story precedes the one where Jesus sold the family cow for a handfull of beans which he planted and then ascended to the clouds upon it. There he met a giant that claimed to be his real dad and who threatened to kill him and eat his bones.
Warning: Never utter the words "Fee Fi Fo Fum," inside of a church.
2007-11-26 06:38:46 · answer #9 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Say NO to drugs, especially the brown acid. "Stay away from the brown acid, but if you care to experiment take only half a tab." (Woodstock quote). I guess you just want to poke fun at the Bible and Christians. I pray reality sinks in before you stand before the Lord.
2007-11-26 06:36:50 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. Paul 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋