To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season
Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).
1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.
2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill)
3. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."
4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.
5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.
6. Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.
In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.
2007-11-26 05:59:24 · 16 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
takes the fun away from christmas..lmao!!!!!:)*
2007-11-26 06:16:28 · answer #1 · answered by Steph 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-11-26 14:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA that was a good one!!
2007-11-26 14:07:59 · answer #3 · answered by ~$~Ace~$~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you've giving me an idea about the aluminum foil and the paper shredder. Thanks.
2007-11-29 10:10:22 · answer #4 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-26 14:23:57 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha well said. Good one.
2007-11-26 15:13:14 · answer #6 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow..they take the fun out of work!!
lmao!!
2007-12-01 18:17:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a great one. made my day.ty.happy holidays
2007-11-26 14:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can live with that memo.
Funny list.
2007-11-26 14:39:54 · answer #9 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good ones
2007-11-26 14:09:10 · answer #10 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋