I guess everyone farts...so your in the office with other workers and u need to fart..what do u do..and how would yah cover it up lol? be honest...
2007-11-26 04:41:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
I am guity of farting. I do it a lot, but I think it's cos my diet affects me. I eat too much cheese and thats well known for making one flatulent. I never hide it and I always admit it. Hooray for farty girls!
2007-11-26 04:45:36 · answer #1 · answered by Mum-Ra 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd hold it in until it eventually rose up into a burp. Either that or I'd get up and go to the bathroom. Last resort would be to squeeze it out little by little and hope to God it's not a silent but deadly one. Then I'd sit there and look innocent. But worse thing is to hold it too long. When you finally get the nerve to let it out, you probably have a shart going on and will need a change of underpants.
2007-11-26 12:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by kikio 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If one can not hold a fart ... then let it rip and say dang did you hear that bullfrog? Or you can jump back and pretend to blame the people next you ...lol.
2007-11-26 12:44:57 · answer #3 · answered by MagikButterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slam the phone down and fart at the same time to conceal the sound.
as for the smell... comment that the aircon needs some cleaning.
2007-11-26 12:45:49 · answer #4 · answered by R L 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First of all it is called poot. I would run to the bathroom just because if it made a noise cause my poots do not stink. But since you are a guy...yours do and you might put powder in your underwear cause that helps keep it from smelling
2007-11-26 12:47:34 · answer #5 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like to go into my bosses office and fart.
2007-11-26 12:44:28 · answer #6 · answered by drdennie2 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yeah I would say the people need to get over it. Maybe laugh about it. Lighten the mood. Let them get over it.
2007-11-26 12:44:36 · answer #7 · answered by Viking799 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Either go to the ladies or very discreetly into work chair.
If there are any odour problems why do you think we carry perfume in our handbags??!!!
2007-11-26 15:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by vickiesox 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A woman that farts and admits is is awesome.
2007-11-26 12:43:59 · answer #9 · answered by Bob 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Lean back in your chair and slowly release, creating a "silencer". Then once you smell it, blame something around you!
2007-11-26 12:45:53 · answer #10 · answered by Olli 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋