For example:
There once was a lord from Nantucket
who turned water to wine in a bucket
on the plus sign, he died
all his followers cried
all because Judas said "F*** it."
~Jason Fenwick
(I know Jesus was not said to be from Nantucket... but hey, it's just a story, after all. Who cares if the "facts" are factual.)
2007-11-26 03:58:09 · 12 answers · asked by Trina™ 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Actually, problem, yes, I have. I studied Theology - with an emphasis on the Old Testament. :)
2007-11-26 04:06:25 · update #1
"It would be wiser of you to read it..."
I have - likely more extensively than most. :)
2007-11-26 04:10:41 · update #2
There once was an infinite god
Who gave the man Adam a bod
Then would he make eve?
or would he make steve?
with the might of his staff and his rod...
2007-11-26 04:48:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Judas was a theif and a coward. As for your question, the words "if the bible were" defeats your own argument. The Bible is not a book of lyrics but the book of life. It would be wiser of you to read it before you place this type of judgement on it. The bible is the written Word of the Living God. It can change your life if you allow it to.
2007-11-26 12:04:39 · answer #2 · answered by loveChrist 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Every jot must be in place, there is a reason,
kjv 1611 keep it safe :)
Many hidden messages in there from God :)
Here is a message from the Koran, that teaches, kill jews and christians,
Sura (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"
Sura (8:15) - "O ye who believe! When ye meet those who disbelieve in battle, turn not your backs to them. (16)Whoso on that day turneth his back to them, unless maneuvering for battle or intent to join a company, he truly hath incurred wrath from Allah, and his habitation will be hell, a hapless journey's end."
Sura (9:29) - "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued."
Sura (9:30) - "And the Jews say: Ezra is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away!"
2007-11-26 12:03:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There once was an old man from Soddom
Who's wife had one hell of a bottom
They left with their pack
She stopped to look back
Now he cooks the steaks and she salts 'em
2007-11-26 12:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you read the Bible..You see no difference between Love your fellow man and a limerick? You think a limerick and the Sermon on the Mount are in the same class?
2007-11-26 12:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by PROBLEM 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I once believe in a God,
but reading his word was quite odd,
I abhorred all the violence,
and hated the silence,
and realized it all was just sod.
2007-11-26 12:02:24 · answer #6 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There this guy from Judea
who fed bologna to the masses.
He played the fiddle and was
accompanied by Byonce on the piano.
When it was over, Martha baked
him some cookies.
2007-11-26 12:02:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
It's not .
But some Limericks are quite good.
2007-11-26 12:02:29 · answer #8 · answered by carl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was an old lady from Venus,
Whose body was craving a............
2007-11-26 12:05:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Must be nice to be off on Mondays ....
Ath
2007-11-26 12:01:17 · answer #10 · answered by athanasius was right 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋