2007-11-26 03:57:10 · 22 answers · asked by inbetweendays 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, and each of them will bring a fruitcake in loaf form.
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2007-11-26 04:12:40 · answer #1 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 8⤊ 1⤋
In hell, your husband will not only invite friends and family over -- he will also invite over enemies and dead Civil War generals.
2007-11-26 17:57:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If he's willing to do the cooking for all those guests he invites, you are fortunate to have such a kind-hearted and generous husband.
If he expects you to cook for all those guests, instead, then he's an idiot and deserves for you to go on strike for the holidays.
Hell on Earth is much more instructive and gets the point across sooner. :)
2007-11-26 12:09:10 · answer #3 · answered by Chantal G 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
In yonder Hell your husband may be doomed to perennially invite every friend and family member over for the holidays without ever asking you!
In yonder Hell your husband may be definitely condemned to do so, even if he sincerely deeply repents having done so in his earthly life with you. In yonder Hell there is no more any mercy for the sinner or sinners.
Therefore you should help your husband in all possible ways to avoid that deadly sin of inviting every friend and family member over for the holidays without asking you.
Being his loving lawful wife it is your holy duty to help him, otherwise you may risk to end in the ever scorching flames of yonder Hell under the sharp fork of ferocious ever grinning Satan, where you will be doomed for ever and ever to see your husband for ever and ever inviting every friend and family member over for the holidays without asking you.
A suggestion: you might iteratively charmingly tell your husband how you are ready to sincerely warmly help him so that he may avoid going on committing that so regrettable and utmost dangerous sin.
2007-11-26 12:27:43 · answer #4 · answered by pasquale garonfolo 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
He might invite them over but some might already be there. The others, on the other side might not wish to make the trip.
2007-11-26 12:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
He won't have time to. In hell, husbands spend an eternity listening to their wives nagging. You probably still won't have let it go by then. Sigh...not much changes when you die I guess.
2007-11-26 12:05:38 · answer #6 · answered by Stocky 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
yes, and you won't know you were supposed to make dinner for 23 until half an hour before they arrive and all the stores will be closed.
2007-11-26 12:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Apparently you have no idea what the Bible Hell is all about...
By believing in Jesus and being “saved” you will get one of the first seats in Heaven to watch how the vast majority of the human beings including your “unsaved” family members and old acquaintances will be tormented in a sulfuric Hell fire lake or what have you for ever and ever and you will get a chance to poke fun and tease at them all you want for ever and ever… That’s HEAVEN! No wonder Jesus said that you must hate your father and your mother and everybody else to follow him, especially if they are "unsaved" and go to HELL! You will hear a lot of “I told you so…” from Sweet Jesus!
Luke 16:23-25-NIV (Jesus is telling us…) AND BEING IN TORMENTS IN HELL, he* (*a rich man in Hell) lifted up his eyes and saw Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. “Then he cried and said, ‘Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus that he may dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue; FOR I AM TORMENTED IN THIS FLAME.’(and Jesus all excited continues the story telling…) But Abraham said, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things; but now he is comforted and YOU ARE TORMENTED! (Hey, these are words of Sweet Jesus… he will enjoy watching the Christians teasing those in HELL!)
Revelation 14:10-11 "he, too, will drink of the wine of God's fury, which has been poured full strength into the cup of his wrath. HE WILL BE TORMENTED WITH BURNING SULFUR in the presence of the holy angels and of the LAMB* (*aka God the Son Jesus Christ, and some Christians who will ALWAYS be with him wherever he goes/John 17:24). And the smoke of their torment rises FOR EVER AND EVER. There is no rest day or night for those who worship the beast and his image, or for anyone who receives the mark of his name."
2007-11-26 12:03:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
Even more so, he will neglect to tell you until they arrive that he has invited anyone.
But then again, hell is imaginary.
2007-11-26 12:01:51 · answer #9 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Giggity!
2007-11-26 11:59:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋