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4 Letter Words
Please excuse the rough language in the following story... I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me
home..., "PLEASE MAMA! "
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT
4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...., he said words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
2007-11-26 02:41:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Really cute and innocent. love it
2007-11-26 03:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by tinker bell 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-26 04:32:40 · answer #2 · answered by hussain a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha well good made me and my friend laugh we wasnt expecting that!!!!! :D
2007-11-26 03:39:06 · answer #3 · answered by no name 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG STAR4U LOL
2007-11-26 02:47:07 · answer #4 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2007-11-26 02:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by Tata 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, that was funny :-D
2007-11-26 03:20:33 · answer #6 · answered by I think I'm Dumb ~Amy~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omgosh that's so funy!!! wuzn't expecting that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-26 04:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by Evitakie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome, thanks
2007-11-26 03:12:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks I like it
2007-11-26 02:51:09 · answer #9 · answered by The one who knows 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋