Pls star if this is funny. Thx.
4 Letter Words
Please excuse the rough language in the following story... I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me
home..., "PLEASE MAMA! "
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT
4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...., he said words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
2007-11-26 02:40:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
Very cute and quite funny. Thanks.
Shame some people have to be so negative - it's a joke!!
2007-11-26 03:24:18 · answer #1 · answered by Angela O 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hate those words too! Funny!
2007-11-26 10:46:25 · answer #2 · answered by rainydaze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband would know better than to say that to me LOL
2007-11-26 12:18:49 · answer #3 · answered by carly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one already and it was funny.
2007-11-26 10:46:41 · answer #4 · answered by OFFICIALLY MRS. HOWARD! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!
too funny!
the only way those words are acceptable in conversation is if prefaced by "Honey let me..."
2007-11-26 11:19:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
HAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Especially "Iron"... hahahhahahah
How dare he!!!!!
Hahhaahahha
Thanks for the laugh
2007-11-26 10:49:55 · answer #6 · answered by Blunt 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
lol good one
2007-11-26 11:05:12 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs.H 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha...kinda funny!
2007-11-26 11:06:42 · answer #8 · answered by The Mrs. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it! lol
2007-11-26 10:51:47 · answer #9 · answered by daniegirl917 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That one has been around forever....not funny..sorry. It would have been funnier if it was about the husband.
2007-11-26 10:56:00 · answer #10 · answered by mrsdeli 6 · 4⤊ 5⤋