If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
Why do blacklights look purple?
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down
2007-11-26 02:07:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please!!!!! Ask 1 f**** question at a time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did like some of them but there is no way anyone is ever going to sit here and try to answer ever single 1 of them!!!!!
Anyway, that aint no joke or riddle!!
So who are you goinh to give the 10 points to hu??? When people wont even be answering properly!!
x
Prick
2007-11-26 02:12:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? It all depends on perspective, my friend
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them? No, because war is dumb, guns are dumb, and they did nothing bad to you! fire away is just a figure of expression
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea? i think it's cause they're small and sometimes a little yellowish...and it's sorta shaped like a pea
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic? hm...good point! lol
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers? dasies are prettier =)
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? they do!?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?? because kidnapped is just a word, it's not describing the age
Why do blacklights look purple? because of some sort of chemical
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni? feather i think
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? they just don't want to get their "precious" hair wet usually
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? good point!
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized? It is on some computers
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down? you would keep falling forever
2007-11-26 03:12:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can add these too:
Why is rush hour called thus while it's the slowest time of all?
Does George Bush have a credit card?
Which is the only fruit that has seeds on the outside? (It's the strawberry by the way)
Why don't we have black papers and white pens to write with?
2007-11-26 02:34:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good Iam starring you,
2007-11-26 02:21:40 · answer #4 · answered by gentleman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Where did u get these? those are awesome! i like! makes u wonder dont it?
2007-11-26 02:24:45 · answer #5 · answered by ♠Hoody♠™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
these are questions that are good
just for the sake of asking questions.
nice though.
2007-11-26 02:32:19 · answer #6 · answered by james easy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny and thought provoking!
2007-11-26 03:26:51 · answer #7 · answered by tinker bell 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-26 02:15:16 · answer #8 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dats cool lol!!!!!!!
2007-11-26 02:32:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋