At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke – 6 feet 5 inches tall and 350 lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers, the gay guy finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: ‘Do you want a b1ow job?’ he whispers. At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally, he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing has happened. Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer. ‘I've never seen you react like that,’ he says. ‘Just what did he say to you?’ ‘I'm not sure,’ the big Scouser replies. ‘Something about a job
2007-11-26 01:57:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Perfect.
2007-11-26 02:01:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-11-26 02:31:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-11-26 04:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warped and offensive on so many levels. Keep up the good work!!
2007-11-26 02:02:49 · answer #4 · answered by inquisitor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 it made me smile
a star for u
2007-11-26 03:02:26 · answer #5 · answered by deep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now the gay is on incapacity benefit too.
2007-11-26 02:05:04 · answer #6 · answered by Spotlight 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good, I loved it
2007-11-26 02:04:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-26 02:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one ,you did it again.
2007-11-26 02:17:17 · answer #9 · answered by gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it marra like it
2007-11-26 09:21:58 · answer #10 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋