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Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What shape is the sky?
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

Answer 1

Star!

Answer 2

6

Answer 3

I actually have a cousin and when people ask me about him, I say He's my new cousin, he's cute :)

I think I may be the only one though

Answer 4

the guy who wants to know everything doesnt live very long

Answer 5

Too much questions. Easy up, man!!

Answer 6

wow hilarious

Answer 7

bit long winded

Answer 8

10 POINTS 2 YE!!!

Answer 9

Drool is dry and is settled in one place,spit is wet flying in several directions.

Depends on which sex is dominant

Every grade level comes with it's own skill set and set of challenges and are equally valuable. Different, but equal.
An ES teacher needs to be just as gifted an educator as a HS teacher - but in different areas. MS/HS tend to spend more time grading, ES more time in planning and prep.
If it were a "downgrade" then there would be less pay for a younger grade, or everyone would want the more "prestigious" upper grade jobs. That's not the case.
To imply that a teacher of High School is "better" than Middle or Elementary (or Middle is better than Elementary) is narrow minded.
The real questions is what do you love more: Do you love kids and want to teach them - then teach ES; Do you love math/science/ss and want to bring that love to kids - then teach HS; and MS is a mix of both.
It's a matter of fit, not "prestige"

Hair loss is one of the most emotionally devastating side effects of chemotherapy. Chemotherapy can affect the hair or your head, facial hair, pubic hair and body hair. This includes eyelashes and eyebrows, also.

Obstructive uropathy occurs when the flow of urine is blocked. The kidneys continue to produce urine in the normal manner, but the urine does not drain properly because of the obstruction. This causes swelling of the kidneys (hydronephrosis). A sudden blockage that affects both kidneys causes acute bilateral obstructive uropathy. The condition may eventually lead to hypertension or acute renal failure.


They assume what he sounds like

Because what you did was just plain retarded

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I am an atheist who has sworn on bibles before court testimony. No, it's a meaningless formalism. I tell the truth on the stand because:

A. Lying would constitute the crime of perjury.

B. I don't want to defraud the court or the proceedings.

But the presence or absence of a silly Bible makes no difference to me. It's just a formality. I do it because if I opted out, ignorant Christians might unfairly discount my testimony. They are idiots, but if they are on a jury, I have no choice but to indulge their retardation.

Marbles originated from ancient Rome and Egypt. The name Marble comes from a material called Marble (expensive stone). In the year 1800 the best Marbles were made out of Alabaster (white Marble). People wanted to use a cheeper material. They tried clay but it crumbled when the marbles would hit each other. Finally in 1846 a German glass blower invented special scissors that could cu t glass and make marbles. That way marbles became cheeper and easier to produce. Now marbles are made in factories where hot glass is dropped onto steel rollers that shape the glass into marbles.

It depends on where you were standing when you began digging. If you were on the south pole, from the viewpoint of spacial relation, you would be floating up. If you were on the North Pole, you would be falling down, and if you were in California, you would be floating to the side.

only if you were"OPEN" about it

I guess the counsellor could tell the person that they are well enough to be "on their own now", and just not see him/her anymore. Or maybe just once every six months, you know, 'wean' them off it.

Depends on the persons preferences

http://www.energy.ca.gov/daylightsaving.html

According to:
http://www.howstuffworks.com/question100.htm
Each hair on your body grows from its own individual hair follicle. Inside the follicle, new hair cells form at the root of the hair shaft. As the cells form, they push older cells out of the follicle. As they are pushed out, the cells die and become the hair we see.

A follicle will produce new cells for a certain period of time depending on where it is located on your body. This period is called the growth phase. Then it will stop for a period of time (the rest phase), and then restart the growth phase again.

When the hair follicle enters the rest phase, the hair shaft breaks, so the existing hair falls out and a new hair takes its place. Therefore, the length of time that the hair is able to spend growing during the growth phase controls the maximum length of the hair.

The cells that make the hairs on your arms are programmed to stop growing every couple of months, so the hair on your arms stays short. The hair follicles on your head, on the other hand, are programmed to let hair grow for years at a time, so the hair can grow very long.
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Hope this helps.

The rabbit gets its foot back, and the horseshoe turns into a sperm whale and a bowl of petunias.

Because a "desert" island is called an OASIS and a boat would be useless in a desert!
DESERTED island refers to an island located in an ocean which is also uninhabited!

Because it's old as in elder....The antonym of elder or older is younger, which is why children are called young, not new.


By using his 'cutting edge skills'. Must have been disastrous for him.

Because of the need to process canned vegetables with high heat, the cannable ones that survive in attractive form are usually the sturdy: corn, beets, carrots, garbanzo beans, or the ones that are already mushy, like tomatoes. Broccoli stems might survive canning, but the delicate tops-- the whole point of broccoli, you'll have to admit-- would likely turn to mush. Blanching and flash-freezing suits the plant much better.

Drop a door stopper.

There is no set age as it depends on the environment. However, in modern Western societies you start dying from old age from 90 onwards.


you would hit your head then find some money


A cross-eyed teacher can keep twice the number of children in order than any other, because the pupils do not know who she's looking at.


I don't think it's that you hope that something new has appeared. I think it's that you are hoping that you become more inspired by something already there and you will think of something imaginative and yummy to do with it. Like, add that leftover chicken to that leftover salad and make a new meal of it. This hope is usually in vain, though.



Bears dont have opposable thumbs to hold them with

It doesn't count, the card is thicker than the paper.

Find an interesting picture book. Not all picture books are about a children's adventure or story. There are many that have been written specifically for adults. There are stories on romance, Erotic fantasies, depression, and many other adult topics, so find a book you like.
Try and ignore the pictures that have been illustrated, and instead come up with your own illustration in your head. Looking at the pictures that have been illustrated is just seeing what the author wanted you to see, which can be good and help you understand the book more, but coming up with your own pictures is much more rewarding and fun.

It has to do with stress and G-forces and such. When the substance thickens (water and the ketchup ingredients together) it takes more force to lodge them free. When the bottle is inverted (upside down) and struck on the bottle (or shaken) there is more G-force and the ketchup is freed.


The days that store is closed...can't have a sale if you are not open


You could eat her from the waist down, but above the waist and you're in cannibal territory! lol

Because if you got up in the morning and felt really bad you might want to take something to help right? So if you get to the medicine cupboard and all you can find is a kids one, then you would probably still take it (I know I have), but kids one are not normally as strong, so you take double the dose and then go to work on a forklift all day, they need to warn people just in case. I bet there are also places like family run farms where older kids do help out and sometimes use equipment that they should technically not use.

you would see a tit looking in the mirror through night vision goggles!
if it's too dark though, you wont (they are not magic, they just amplify the light that's there), and you'll have to use your mind's eye to see the tit :)

your in canada figure it out




(long answer)
It will probably never happen but if it did this is what they would do.

The six postseason participants from each conference will now be seeded as follows:

1. The division champion with the best record. 2. The division champion with the second-best record. 3. The division champion with the third-best record. 4. The division champion with the fourth-best record. 5. The wild card club with the best record. 6. The wild card club with the second-best record.

The following procedures will be used to break ties for postseason playoffs and to determine regular-season schedules.

TO BREAK A TIE WITHIN A DIVISION

If two or more clubs in the same division finish with identical records, the following steps will be taken until a champion is determined.

Two Clubs 1. Head-to-head (games between the clubs). 2. Best won-lost percentage in games played within the division. 3. Best won-lost percentage in common games. 4. Best won-lost- percentage in games played within the conference. 5. Strength of victory. 6. Strength of schedule. 7. Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed. 8. Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed. 9. Best net points in common games. 10. Best net points in all games. 11. Best net touchdowns in all games.

Three or More Clubs (Note: If two clubs remain tied after third or other clubs are eliminated during any step, tiebreaker reverts to step 1 of the two-club format).

1. Head-to-head 2. Best won-lost percentage in games played within the division. 3. Best won-lost percentage in common games. 4. Best won-lost percentage in games played within the conference. 5. Strength of victory. 6. Strength of schedule. 7. Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed. 8. Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed. 9. Best net points in common games. 10. Best net points in all games. 11. Best net touchdowns in all games.

TO BREAK A TIE FOR THE WILD-CARD TEAM

If it is necessary to break ties to determine the two Wild-Card clubs from each conference, the following steps will be taken.

1. If the tied clubs are from the same division, apply division tiebreaker. 2. If the tied clubs are from different divisions, apply the following steps.

Two Clubs 1. Head-to-head, if applicable. 2. Best won-lost percentage in games played within the conference. 3. Best won-lost percentage in common games, minimum of four. 4. Strength of victory. 5. Strength of schedule. 6. Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed. 7. Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed. 8. Best net points in conference games. 9. Best net points in all games. 10. Best net touchdowns in all games. 11. Coin toss.

Three or More Clubs (Note: If two clubs remain tied after third or other clubs are eliminated, tiebreaker reverts to step 1 of applicable two-club format.)

1. Apply division tiebreaker to eliminate all but the highest ranked club in each division prior to proceeding to step 2. The original seeding within a division upon application of the division tiebreaker remains the same for all subsequent applications of the procedure that are necessary to identify the two Wild-Card participants. 2. Head-to-head sweep. 3. Best won-lost percentage in games played within the conference. 4. Best won-lost percentage in common games, minimum of four. 5. Strength of victory. 6. Strength of schedule. 7. Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed. 8. Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed. 9. Best net points in conference games. 10. Best net points in all games. 11. Best net touchdowns in all games. 12. Coin toss

When the first Wild-Card team has been identified, the procedure is repeated to name the second Wild-Card, i.e., eliminate all but the highest-ranked club in each division prior to proceeding to step 2. In situations where three or more teams from the same division are involved in the procedure, the original seeding of the teams remains the same for subsequent applications of the tiebreaker if the top-ranked team in that division qualifies for a Wild-Card berth.

OTHER TIE-BREAKING PROCEDURES

1. Only one club advances to the playoffs in any tiebreaking step. Remaining tied clubs revert to the first step of the applicable division or Wild-Card tiebreakers. As an example, if two clubs remain tied in any tiebreaker step after all other clubs have been eliminated, the procedure reverts to step one of the two-club format to determine the winner. When one club wins the tiebreaker, all other clubs revert to step 1 of the applicable two-club or three-club format.

2. In comparing division and conference records or records against common opponents among tied teams, the best won-lost percentage is the deciding factor since teams may have played an unequal number of games.

3. To determine home-field priority among division titlists, apply Wild-Card tiebreakers.

4. To determine home-field priority for Wild-Card qualifiers, apply division tiebreakers (if teams are from the same division) or Wild-Card tie breakers (if teams are from different divisions).




Depend what you mean by sky. If you mean the atmosphere then it would a sphere, If you mean space then it's more than likely a torus.

Jewish people dont go to court they buy their way out


some people have allergies and most stuff that is made nowadays is fake so you have to know whats in it