How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Does that screwdriver really belong to Phillip?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls, but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it "chili" if its hot?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
2007-11-26 01:39:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loads of questions and no answers
2007-11-26 01:45:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bob and Joe are joking round in the high ground of their condo constructing and so they decide to moon the people on the streets by means of the window. Bob looks over at Joe and are not able to support however become aware of that Joe has a cork stuck up his ****. Later on that day, Bob casually brings up the discipline and asks Joe how he bought the cork caught up his ****. "good," mentioned Joe, "i'm going to let you know the entire story." "sooner or later I was once jogging alongside the seashore when I tripped over an enchanted lamp. A genie popped out of the lamp and stated 'My identify is Abdullah, i'll supply you three desires.' and that i said 'No sh1t!"...
2016-08-06 08:44:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always turn down the radio to park as well. lol.
2007-11-26 01:47:38 · answer #3 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nic one Iam hungry and this is food for thought.
2007-11-26 02:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by gentleman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought slow children, refers to there IQ.
Star this one.
2007-11-26 01:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by Regwah 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-26 01:43:57 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good questions Chris.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-11-26 03:01:19 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good question papaer for my kids like it thanks....LOL
2007-11-26 02:01:55 · answer #8 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's true & very funny.lol
2007-11-26 01:44:02 · answer #9 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good questions
2007-11-26 02:52:09 · answer #10 · answered by wazz up 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋