2007-11-26 01:22:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
See, the thing of it is that Jesus Christ is LORD. That means you don't get to order Him around and make Him give you what YOU want. It means you lay down your life for Him and do what HE wants.
2007-11-26 01:26:36 · answer #1 · answered by sparki777 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
I KNOW!!!!
its just morally wrong
but than again those catholics have got so much money, we should go and demand compensation for the amopunt of times weve prayed for winning and we didnt win jack ****
Suppose theyve given enough money away to kids theyve fiddled with (apparently a Billion dollars altoghether) - thats a lot of kids!
2007-11-26 09:29:22 · answer #2 · answered by mark_gg_daniels 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evidently he was doing the same thing when I wanted to win the lottery. Maybe he's on a sabbatical? LOL
2007-11-26 01:29:44 · answer #3 · answered by ☼ɣɐʃʃɜƾ ɰɐɽɨɲɜɽɨƾ♀ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was deep sea fishing off the coast of Norway with Big Foot and the Easter Bunny. This after that rough weekend with the Loch Ness Monster and a bunch of shrooms.
2007-11-26 01:27:20 · answer #4 · answered by Pitchy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw Jesus last sunday in my local chip shop! He ordered a battered 1/4 sausage and chips, and drove off in a 1957 VW camper van!
2007-11-26 01:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He was and is still dead. Its what happens when you nail a mortal on some wood and leave him hanging out side. They die and have no influence over a lottery ticket
2007-11-26 01:43:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Down the pub having a few beers to celebrate his 5000th win on the Lottery.It's too easy when you are omniscient.
2007-11-26 03:42:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus forgot to pay his mobile phone bill I guess or could have been in a dead spot again in the desert.
2007-11-26 01:27:54 · answer #8 · answered by Drop short and duck 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giving me the numbers
2007-11-26 06:49:34 · answer #9 · answered by Smurf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably turning other cheek answering prayers from people who want to be saved not win money
2007-11-26 01:44:27 · answer #10 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋