When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class . . .
aimed at couples who had already had at least one child.
The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this:
“Some parents,” she said, “tell the older child, ‘We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family.’ “But think about that Ladies. What would you say if your husband came home one day and said, ‘Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife?’”
One of the women spoke up immediately. “Does she cook?”
2007-11-26 01:04:22 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I sure was not expecting that. I wouldn't advice you to try it though. hahaha Good one.
2007-11-26 06:21:07 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-11-26 04:46:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband actually did bring home another woman on the pretext that she could cook, and I fell for it - she couldn't cook to save her life. But she's the one who fell pregnant, so look who's laughing now?
2007-11-26 01:10:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow thats tough but i dont have a husband so i will be really sorry if a husband should tell his wife that.
2007-11-26 01:10:02 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. Chica 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ace!
Loved it!
I`d want my rival to be able to do all the housework AND look after the kids!!!!!
And be really fat! and ugly!
Then she`d be welcomed into my home!!!!! lol
2007-11-26 01:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dang, if she would scrub the toilet and shower, clean out the dog pen, take out the trash and rub my weary feet.....bring her on!
2007-11-26 01:59:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bravo! Gutsy to post and funny to boot!
2007-11-26 01:07:25 · answer #7 · answered by Decoy Duck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes two sticks for u ...but with a star...LOL good laugh
2007-11-26 02:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its funny and if my husband said that to me i would probably hit him and tell him that if he really loved me then he wouldnt try and bring another women in his life
2007-11-26 01:08:31 · answer #9 · answered by crystal 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's funny nice joke.
2007-11-26 01:08:10 · answer #10 · answered by Kat 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋