A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can�t take it with you."
After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.
Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer�s wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash.
"Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."
2007-11-25 23:25:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL he went to the other place i just got it... anyways hey there probably is a way to get your money when you pass away but you'll probably find no use for it in heaven
2007-11-25 23:30:44 · answer #1 · answered by B\4!Яee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good. I got the perfect lawyer to send this to. His name is Rob Walton, chairman of Wal-Mart!
2007-11-26 07:34:21 · answer #2 · answered by DAVID MICHAEL 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Took me a few seconds to get it. Funny though...
2007-11-26 07:37:14 · answer #3 · answered by Klaus H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good. but I've heard this version and another 1 before.
2007-11-26 07:45:50 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that is funny lol
10/10 and a star haha n:)
2007-11-26 07:35:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have heard that 3 times today! get a new joke!
2007-11-26 07:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by Ranger 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's funny!!! I loved it! *star*
2007-11-26 07:57:29 · answer #7 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that is a good 1 thanks for the laugh
2007-11-26 07:31:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!! not where he expected it! good job!
2007-11-26 07:46:28 · answer #9 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-26 08:37:43 · answer #10 · answered by GoodGirlGoneBad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋