Post the best short joke you have ever heard. One line long. Suitable for sms.
Cheers
2007-11-25 20:31:30 · 20 answers · asked by ronr 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whats an invisible carrot? a bunnys fart!
2007-11-25 20:35:14 · answer #1 · answered by - 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best Short Joke Ever
2016-11-08 06:37:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here`s the shortest I`ve ever heard. I don`t know if Americans use the last phrase:
Throwing acid is wrong. In some people`s eyes
2007-11-25 21:14:29 · answer #3 · answered by Maria (uk) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One line long is hard to do for that good of a joke.
2007-11-25 20:37:44 · answer #4 · answered by Layla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry What do you call a hillbilly girl who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin.
2016-04-05 22:53:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water?
Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?
Art.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of a door?
Matt.
What do you call two men with no arms or legs above a window?
Kurt and Rod.
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.
I once knew a man with a dog that had no legs. He named him Cigarette, and every day he took him out for a drag.
2007-11-25 21:21:53 · answer #6 · answered by ChefBoy_OK 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
2007-11-25 20:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by kissmtbutt 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wedding Dress
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question. "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
2007-11-26 15:36:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...I've been driving for 40 years. Suddenly I Fell asleep and hit the other car.
2007-11-25 21:18:03 · answer #9 · answered by t_chr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard you met with an accident. Sorry, you are still alive.
2007-11-25 21:06:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋