Jack and Jill were working for this company. The company had run
into some bad times and the guy that owned the company was going
to have to lay either Jack or Jill off. He really couldn't decide
which one to lay off because they were both really good workers.
One day, he decided which ever one of them came back from lunch
first, he was going to lay off. Sure enough, here came Jill up
the front stairs. As she entered the front door, he walked up
to her and said, "Listen Jill, I'm really sorry but I'm going to
have to either lay you or Jack off."
Jill replied,
"Well you're going to have to jack off cause I got a
headache........"
2007-11-25 19:49:24 · 14 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah. just like in most jokes, the key to the punchline is ambiguation, or equivocation. the words "lay" and "jack" take on another meaning in the second usage, thus, the punchline. i have a friend who thinks like this all the time. you can just imagine how weird our conversation would be. if someone were listening and could not follow, he would think we are out of our minds.
2007-11-25 20:06:49 · answer #1 · answered by A++ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny,10/10.
2007-11-25 20:31:17 · answer #2 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, took me a minute to get that.
But it's good.
Well no, actually it's bad
(but in a good way)
Oh, you know what I mean!
Nice to see you around again Conan!
2007-11-25 21:35:29 · answer #3 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cute. I'm going to email it to a friend.
2007-11-25 19:59:49 · answer #4 · answered by lulabellalu 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, l've heard it before. Still funny (and naugthy).
2007-11-25 20:13:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old one but hilarious
2007-11-25 20:00:37 · answer #6 · answered by Parth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
â«memoriesâ« & funny haha edit of your joke i mean lol
2007-11-25 20:03:48 · answer #7 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha - I haven't heard that one before.... I like it! Very good.
2007-11-25 21:36:00 · answer #8 · answered by Agony Anna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha really good have a star
2007-11-25 19:52:25 · answer #9 · answered by whats my name again 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. no, i didn't get the punchline first but it was funny
2007-11-25 19:52:57 · answer #10 · answered by Sky F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋