What's your favorite Mitch Hedburg quote...?

Question

I have two actually:

1. "I'm tired of chasing my dreams. So, I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and hook up with them later".

2. "I was standing in the doorway at a casino one time, and the bouncer came up and told me I had to move because I was blocking the fire exit. I said: Dude...if you are flammable and you have legs...you are NEVER blocking a fire exit"!

What's up: It was actually: "I used to use drugs....I STILL do...but I used to too"!!

But yeah...that ones funny too!

Answer 1

I'm a former drug user... I am also a current drug user, but also a former one.