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"...anything that doesnt acknowledge God as its savior and Jesus Christ is a revolt against God..."[sic]

Are school buses a revolt against god? How about Kraft Singles? Those little ends on shoelaces called aglets?

2007-11-25 18:13:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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How do you know that the delicious little pieces of cheese food are not acknowledging God?

Did they TELL you that? May I recommend some lithium for you?

2007-11-25 18:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 5 3

You know, I've been wondering that myself. Maybe schoolbuses and cheese made by those who DO acknowledge Jesus Christ as their savior aren't in revolt... or something. Ha, not that it makes much difference. Unless someone can prove that shoelaces with aglets made by Atheists come untied more often.

2007-11-25 18:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by Savyy 2 · 2 1

I'm a revolt against God :-0

2007-11-25 18:19:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Jesus told his disciples to go out and preach to every creature but you never see Christians preaching to a dog or a squirrel or getting the Kodiak bear at the zoo to accept Jesus as it's savior.

why are there no Christian missionaries donning scuba gear in order to preach to the sea anemones?

2007-11-25 18:32:45 · answer #4 · answered by nebtet 6 · 0 0

Kraft Singles are pretty revolting, it's true.

2007-11-25 18:23:02 · answer #5 · answered by link955 7 · 2 1

It makes me giggle to think of my hamster as a revolt against God....

2007-11-25 18:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by ultraviolet1127 4 · 5 1

There's a special place in hell for Kraft Singles.

2007-11-25 18:23:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

U r wrong, all things created give glory to God, but man.
just because u can't hear it r understand doesn't mean it isn't happening.

2007-11-25 18:36:47 · answer #8 · answered by Sissy C 3 · 0 0

everything is a revolt against god.

2007-11-25 18:16:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

If there were a god, kraft singles would be an abomination.

2007-11-25 18:17:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

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