2007-11-25 18:04:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think God would send his RSVP with regrets that he could not attend since I denied his existence...but in a kind moment he would decide to send a committee to represent himself, since he wouldn't attend my party in person...He would send...Jesus, who would bring the wine and then turn it into water...so I could feel the power of God in a way that would be very memorable...And much to my chagrin.....a short and fat Buddha, who would get on my last nerve as he went around the room getting everyone to rub his belly or his head...as he gave them all extreme peace and comfort....God would send the entire Team of Norse Gods and Goddesses to represent the Pagan World.....they would dominate the entire party with their extreme beauty and social acumen...and they would subtly embarrass me about the illogicalities in my lack of belief...and of course Thor would excel at the Feats of Strength....The Great Spirit would come and offer me peyote and remark that I really shouldn't be so hasty to dismiss the existence of God until after I have had a real Dream Walk...Ganesh would make everyone feel good with his warm enthusiasm and he would kindly offer to remove the obstacles that keep me from accepting the existence of God...And George Carlin would come to preside at any Airing of the Grievances because no one can out talk him....And, the Devil would crash the party and be somewhat lewd as he flirted with all present and would chide me saying that even "he" believed in God....so what was "my problem!"....if I were truly an athiest...I would beat them all with the Festivus Pole and chase them out the door.....Later, I would think twice about ever having another Festivus Celebration.......
2007-11-26 16:00:49 · answer #1 · answered by Goldberry 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If I were an Atheist, THERE WOULD BE NO GOD to bring anything to my Festivus Celebration.
2007-11-25 21:50:54 · answer #2 · answered by birdtennis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were atheist, I'd be buying a ticket into nonexistence and shrouds of mist that blind me to the truth.
EDIT
I realized that my answer might sound offensive. I meant that, by buying a ticket, as entering the "Festivus Celebration" that God presented.
2007-11-26 10:52:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nihilism
2007-11-26 11:05:10 · answer #4 · answered by jbaudlet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His social security card and some money and BYOB.... Oh and I think I just made 1000 points. Congradulations for alowing me those final 2 points..It's been a long, hard road.
Yea..It's true, just went back and looked..1001 points...and a new level...Level 3...OOOOhhhhh thank you soooo much
2007-11-26 00:41:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were an Atheist I don't think I'd invite Him... Should He came anyway, I know He'd bring blessings...
:)
2007-11-27 02:20:32 · answer #6 · answered by sup 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweets and Suites of the absolute; forgiveness and enlightenment.
The Will is positive, the Judgment is negative.
2007-11-26 13:00:52 · answer #7 · answered by Psyengine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bigfoot.
2007-11-25 18:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by CRtwenty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A big silver pole. Did you have to do the feats of strength, too?
=]
2007-11-25 18:14:56 · answer #9 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Proof!
Just teasing...actually I'm an atheisn't, or is that a theisn't? hmm
2007-11-25 18:26:48 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋