2007-11-25 16:40:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, and as a "steward of God's creation and all that is in it", you should drive a massive Hummer, Yukon or Expedition so that all the little forest animals can get used to breathing smog. It's good for them, it has vitamins.
Jesus loves me, this I know,
For the Bible tells me so.
Even if I drive like crap,
I will sit in Jesus' lap.
Yes, yes, yes, I know... I am going to Hell. But at least I'll be in a Prius.
;-P
2007-11-25 16:47:29 · answer #1 · answered by Don M 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you don't want to drive like a retard, it's required for you to put the evolution shark on your bumper instead of the jesus fish.
2007-11-25 16:48:09 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix_Slasher 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The worst drivers I see on our roads are the people with the "My kid's an honor roll student" stickers. I guess having smart kids gives some people the right to drive like idiots.
2007-11-25 16:43:33 · answer #3 · answered by Little Red Hen 2.0 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No. It's never socially acceptable to drive like that.
2007-11-25 16:47:00 · answer #4 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It definitely gives you the right to drive like a three year old that drank a couple cups of espresso. Not saying it should be though.
2007-11-25 16:44:30 · answer #5 · answered by favoritefood0 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well i dont think a 3 year old could drive.. at all.. so ya i would think being in a parked car would be acceptable.
2007-11-25 16:43:41 · answer #6 · answered by Loathing 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dunno, yet next time you notice a automobile with a Jesus Fish decal, pull it off and replace it with a rainbow flag decal, then wait to work out how the driving force reacts while they arrive back
2016-10-18 03:43:35 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rarely laugh maniacally at the questions on here but this one did raise a guffaw of serious proportions.
Thanks for the 'spiritual' lift to my day.
2007-11-25 16:44:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If the cop happens to be a christian, you may get away with it. Wear the mark of the beast, and all who acknowledge it will do commerce with you.
2007-11-25 16:44:58 · answer #9 · answered by CC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Makes ya look like an idiot, but if that's what you want to portray
I guess no mind doesn't matter
2007-11-25 16:46:03 · answer #10 · answered by blahblah 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋