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No, and that clearly qualifies as one of the dumbest questions I've heard all day. And I've been up since 5:00 am!

2007-11-25 16:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by Rick K 6 · 0 0

When you have sex with you spouse...the pleasure is so much that you find the whole world in your bed room and contributes to global warming.

2007-11-25 16:32:00 · answer #2 · answered by WILLS 2 · 0 0

Muscle contractions give off tiny puffs of NO2, which is a greenhouse gas. Fortunately for planet earth, the recent advances in lubricants and sex swings etc. have made muscle contractions during lovemaking much less abundant on a global scale.

So the answer to your question is undoubtedly yes, but it's getting better.

2007-11-25 16:31:04 · answer #3 · answered by LaFours 2 · 0 0

All that heavy breathing makes more CO2 so YES, sex contributes to global warming.

So quit making your wife happy. You are destroying the planet.

2007-11-25 16:28:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Does your sex act involve clear-cutting large swaths of rainforest? Do you insist on doing it in an idling SUV? Do you wear 40 or 50 layers of gasoline-powered condoms lubricated with crude oil? Is there an abundance of methane released from either partner, or any cows involved in the act? If not, you probably don't have to worry about it. Wait. Is either person involved Dick Cheney?

2007-11-25 16:32:07 · answer #5 · answered by havemoicyonme 4 · 0 0

Of course it does, haven't you heard all the scientists? Everything contributes to global warming.

2007-11-25 16:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It depends on how long it lasts! It is probably due to the friction and the use of electronic toys, and maybe even the KY warming jelly! I know that methane gas destroys the ozone and that it has been scientifically proven that most of the methane gas at fault is from cows farting. Dude, do you live on a farm?

2007-11-25 16:28:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What the.....?

Never heard of sex effecting Global Warming.

2007-11-25 16:27:13 · answer #8 · answered by Trainwreck 3 · 0 0

LOL...afraid not..it does however causes warming to you and your spouse..now if you emit greenhouse gas then maybe it would have an effect on global warming... no lovemaking does not effect global warming..Avera

2007-11-25 16:31:32 · answer #9 · answered by Avera H 2 · 0 0

As the bedroom gets heated up; NO
Unless you let methane gas out during; Maybe

Were you drunk when asking this, or really thinking too much? Interesting thought though; but still the answer = NO

2007-11-25 16:29:53 · answer #10 · answered by drx8008 2 · 0 0

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