A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs."
Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
True story.... Have a great day and remember...
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THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
2007-11-25 16:01:57 · 13 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
I think if i had been there i would have run to!!!
thanks for making me smile this morning!1
I hate Mondays!!!
lol
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2007-11-25 21:49:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm growing to love your questions. and I do agree that a day without laughter is a day wasted.
2016-05-25 23:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still, he could have got a job in a timber yard. If there is a load of wood to tidy up he can pile it.
2007-11-25 16:30:03 · answer #3 · answered by Zheia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-26 01:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats hilarious
2007-11-25 16:41:16 · answer #5 · answered by elyk_is_kool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, much better than your last one!
2007-11-25 16:07:25 · answer #6 · answered by jbothayer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed, hope you are not telling porkies!
2007-11-25 16:08:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-25 22:11:09 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a day without laughter IS wasted so i want to give thanks to you for making my day worth something.
2007-11-25 16:08:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one... :)
2007-11-25 20:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by Rosie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋