2007-11-25 14:55:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't think that's neccessary, Made Pig - he's a legend. People know when we're ripping him off :)
2007-11-25 15:15:32 · update #1
Choose your apostles and start proselytizing. Some day, we will observe the days of your resurrections with odd, ill-fitting myths about rabbits and chocolate eggs.
2007-11-25 15:07:30 · answer #1 · answered by Pull My Finger 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a Roman technocrat named Paul (or Sol) to start a religion around your life and resurrection. Make sure it fulfills a handful of prophecies -- say, for example, ones I made.
2007-11-25 22:59:27 · answer #2 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Expect brain washed dinosaurs to pray to you.
Incessantly and for centuries to come, much to the chagrin of the more highly evolved reptiles
2007-11-26 01:05:14 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well do as Jesus did...color some eggs and eat some chocolate bunnies. Only you get to do it more...lucky Zilla.
2007-11-25 23:01:36 · answer #4 · answered by queen of snarky-yack again 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The last thing you should do is tell Jesus. That's one sure way of arousing his ire. Just let it go. Be modest.
2007-11-25 23:02:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rub it in his face, then get a publicist and head to L.A.
2007-11-25 23:00:27 · answer #6 · answered by aes 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You did it yourself? wow.
Or did you mean that the Drs rescusitated you. It's not the same thing, you know...
2007-11-25 23:07:03 · answer #7 · answered by bungy_heart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take fewer drugs.
2007-11-25 23:00:04 · answer #8 · answered by David M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start writing your version of the Bible.
2007-11-25 22:59:47 · answer #9 · answered by ultraviolet1127 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should give the WSIDR his props
2007-11-25 23:07:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋