*nod to penguin*
2007-11-25 14:46:43 · 9 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dear God, here's a rib. Ideally I want a 5"9' brunette who is even more sinful than Eve. Thanks.
2007-11-25 14:47:30 · update #1
5'9"? Whatever, there were giants in the Old Testament.
2007-11-25 14:49:29 · update #2
well, you saw how that turned out...lol
it's probably worth the extra effort.
edit
so what's wrong with 5'5 redheads? lol
2007-11-25 15:21:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What have you done to deserve a perfect wife like that?
And what's wrong with a 5'11 brunette, huh? Are you intimidated by tall women?
2007-11-25 14:54:52 · answer #2 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bubble cheeks is the finest creation from a rib EVER!
2007-11-25 14:54:42 · answer #3 · answered by Princess Ninja 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
*laughs uncontrollably* Why should you ask God to do something so ridiculously stupid when there's already WAY more women on the planet than men?! This is mockery....
2007-11-25 14:57:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually God invented alcohol for occassions like this.
See god could get you a woman but parties let you get laid.
2007-11-25 14:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by queen of snarky-yack again 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
this here is religion you know, if you want ribs, go to the bbq section, i have children to get out of the scalding hot bath now
2007-11-25 14:51:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
aw! I'm only 5'6". I must have been made from a baby back rib. Good thing you have those extras.
2007-11-25 14:55:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What the hell? Are you talking about cannibalism?
Note to self, goggle restraining order.
2007-11-25 14:51:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's just jealous, Dude.
2007-11-25 14:52:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋