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Tarnnation!!! I just can't afford diapers for me and the baby!! Shoot, just think of the riots that would be held in the kitchen, over the baby food!!

2007-11-25 14:43:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

yeah i get around the nursing home...jealous much?? lol

2007-11-25 14:52:14 · update #1

20 answers

Wow, you must have female parts of biblical proportions to get preggerz at 98.

2007-11-25 14:54:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

WHY should he condemn you if youre 98 and pregnant i mean thats a miracle in itself so he must be doing somet right if after all this time of absolute zero miracles happening then this wow you shouldnt have got rid of it believe me you would have had sponsers no need to worry about nappies and food they would have thrown them at you :-0

2007-11-25 20:12:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No but he will condemn you for lying! You just said you are pregnant - but if you had an abortion last week then you aren't pregnant now are you?? Congratulations on still getting laid at 98 though!!

2007-11-25 14:50:42 · answer #3 · answered by Dark Fairy 4 · 3 0

You poor thing!! I think you are needing a little bit of attention.

Now, dear, go to your bedroom, take out your teeth and ask the nursing assistant to tuck you in. Tomorrow you can chase those wild older men around with your walker. Just be sure to bring them the Viagra.

2007-11-25 15:12:34 · answer #4 · answered by Searcher 7 · 0 0

he's the conflict God of the historic Hebrews. They needed a God that changed into so undesirable and undesirable that something of their international could basically run in terror from them. It fantastically a lot worked. they had to wrestle the individuals already residing of their promised land, its aggravating that God gave them resources already occupied. The Hebrews did no longer have a lot reverence for the fetus. there turned right into a ceremony the priest achieved if a guy felt the newborn his spouse changed into wearing wasn't his. It in touch ingesting one of those mix which could harm the unborn fetus. If the newborn survived it belonged to the husband if she miscarried then it meant she were unfaithful, and the toddler could die, and her too . historic Hebrews felt a toddler received its soul on the first breath, because Adam changed into no longer alive till God breathed into him. nonetheless others felt it occurred even as the female changed into first waiting to experience the fetus flow. birth control and abortions were no longer uncommon in historic circumstances.

2016-10-25 02:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by corujo 4 · 0 0

No, and why would you ask that question? A 98 year-old can't get pregnant.

2007-11-25 14:50:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

two things:

1) you're 98 and you managed to get pregnant? amazing

2) you're 98 and you managed to figure out how to use the internet, despite your dementia and senility? again, amazing.

oh, and a third thing=

3) you're 98- NINETYEIGHT and you're still having sex? You're like my freaking idol

2007-11-25 15:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by Inspired Spider 3 · 0 0

By the time your 98 you've gone througn menapause. So i doubt you're going to be pregnant. Tsk tsk.

2007-11-25 14:51:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Has senile dementia set in, dear?

If you had an abortion, then you are not pregnant.

Again, dial 211 for United Way if you find yourself in this predicament again!

2007-11-25 14:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Cute

2007-11-25 14:47:55 · answer #10 · answered by Steel Rain 7 · 2 1

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