I see this all the time...repent repent.
Repent what?
2007-11-25 14:41:54 · 16 answers · asked by queen of snarky-yack again 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
furball...used corndogs...are you impling that I am a hoe? :)
2007-11-25 14:48:05 · update #1
Repent everything. The bagel you ate this morning, the dirty thoughts you had about Heath Ledger last night(oops sorry, that was me).
2007-11-25 14:44:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
You are to repent for forgetting what to repent.......
Please bare in mind ..... as long as you do not call the god any names, your sin would be forgiven, as long as you repent. You may murder, rape, arson, create genocide, it is all the same as you accidentally step on an ant as under the eyes of the grand supreme masters all sins are equal, except when you call him names.
Therefore, you do not need to know what are you repenting for as all will be forgiven, as long as you are sure it is not for calling the supreme master names.
2007-11-25 14:52:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I think it's for being born. Embecile!!! Why'd you get born? The sin is you were born into sin. It's what is known in christianity as fair game. Like science finding out about the age of earth and fossils and evolution. Then it became the devil fooling us. It's all good. Repent for believing evidence!! For actually questioning what is fair or not! For voting Democrat when Pat Robertson distinctly told you to vote Republican. See? Yer sinnin' all over the place. Don't worry though. You were born that way.
2007-11-25 14:55:45 · answer #3 · answered by Sarrafzedehkhoee 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I repent for buying that Janet Jackson CD ten years ago.
2007-11-25 14:47:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Repent for being a phallic-shaped little dog lol
2007-11-25 14:47:02 · answer #5 · answered by ultraviolet1127 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You cannot repent if you hold the attitude that yo have not done anythng wrong.
2007-11-25 14:44:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Repent thine snarky ways, lest thee be smitten by elderly women!
2007-11-25 14:44:54 · answer #7 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
your sins, i don't have time for this, i have to put away the used corndogs
2007-11-25 14:46:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
For having the audacity to act exactly as you were designed to do...
2007-11-25 14:52:25 · answer #9 · answered by The Reverend Soleil 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
repent for everything you've done: your sins
2007-11-25 14:45:02 · answer #10 · answered by asian_chicka 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋