Need help in court - Lewd and Lascivious Behavior??

Question

Lewd, definitely. But I'm fighting the Lascivious charge to my grave!

Answer 1

Well, you could always move to Idaho and run for the Senate.

Answer 2

well w/ out knowing what you did its hard to say how to fight it. most court's see lewd and lascivious as the same thing..here is what wichita ks says about it....

City Code


Section 5.68.140 Lewd and lascivious behavior.


(a) Publicly engaging in otherwise lawful sexual intercourse or sodomy with any person or animal with knowledge or reasonable anticipation that the participants are being viewed by others; or
Publicly exposing a sex organ or exposing a sex organ in the presence of a person who is not the spouse of the offender and who has not consented thereto, with intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desires of the offender or another.
Any person committing lewd and lascivious behavior shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor, and any person convicted thereof shall be punished by a fine of not more than five hundred dollars or six months; imprisonment, or both such fine and imprisonment.

SECTION 2. Section 5.68.200 of the Code of the City of Wichita, Kansas, is hereby amended to read as follows:
"Sodomy. Any person who commits sodomy is guilty of a misdemeanor.
(a) For purposes of this section, sodomy is oral or anal copulation between persons who are sixteen or more years of age and members of the same sex, or between a person and an animal, or coitus with an animal. Any penetration, however slight, is sufficient to complete the crime of sodomy.
(b) Every person convicted under this section shall be punished by a fine of not more than five hundred dollars, or by confinement for a period of six months, or by both such fine and imprisonment.
SECTION 3. Section 5.68.220 of the Code of the City of Wichita, Kansas, is hereby amended to read as follows:
"Sexual battery. (1) Sexual battery is the unlawful, intentional touching of the person of another who is sixteen or more years of age, who is not the spouse of the offender and who does not consent thereto, with the intent to arouse or satisfy the sexual desires of the offender or another.
(2) Any person who violates the provisions of this section shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and upon conviction thereof, shall be punished by a fine of not more than two thousand five hundred dollars or twelve months imprisonment or by both such fine and imprisonment.
SECTION 4. The originals of Sections 5.68.140, 5.68.200 and 5.68.220 and of the Code of the City of Wichita, Kansas, are hereby repealed.
SECTION 5. This ordinance shall be included in the Code of the City of Wichita, Kansas, and shall be effective upon its passage and publication once in the official city paper.
(Ord. No. 44-316 § 1, amended by Ord. No. 47-087, adopted July 25, 2006)

Answer 3

Your toast. It the behavior was lewd, than it was Lascivious as well.

I'm going to be sorry I asked, but just what did you do. . .?