id like it as a written poem
2007-11-25 13:39:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Spot the dog came out to play
All the bitches ran away
They needn`t have bothered
because he was gay
I`ve made it funny
and made your day
How about 10 points
C`mon, what do you say?.
2007-11-25 15:36:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spot the dog came out to play.
He played and played all that day!
His friends were not out!
So he went in and pout!
He went to get a treat!
The house had lots of heat!
Spot ran to the door!
He heard a snore.
Then he went back out to play!
How he played and played that day!
The End!!
Hope I helped!
2007-11-25 13:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spot the dog came out to play
And up his left leg doth did splay
With tight set eyes and wet nose whistle
Relieved he was from lamp post pistle.
2007-11-25 16:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by Zheia 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spot the dog came out to play;
We never knew that he was gay.
2007-11-25 13:43:29 · answer #4 · answered by Phil K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spot the dog came out to play,
as he had been locked inside all day,
he waggled his tail & jumped for joy,
this was spot being a happy boy,
he took a dump,
sat on his rump,
& woofed for a treat,
like a piece of meat,
then wandered back inside,
because he got tired,
a typical doggy day,
- wouldn't you say?
2007-11-25 14:02:59 · answer #5 · answered by Jojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spot the dog came out to play
just like he did the other day,
he ran round and round and up and down,
then banged his head and caused a frown,
he went back inside and went to bed,
to nurse and rest his aching head.
2007-11-25 14:38:06 · answer #6 · answered by *mental*MooCow* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
spot the dog came out to play
but the dog warden took poor spot away.
now with sorrow full cries he walks the halls
cos the cheeky b*stards
took his balls
2007-11-25 17:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
spot the dog came out to play,
what his friends didn't know was he was gay.
so when they said lets bury a bone,
all those silly dogs began to moan.
2007-11-25 22:33:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spot the dog came out to play
Ankleboots asked us to make it funny.
But that little pup went out of his way
to seriously chase a bunny.
"That's not funny" said Ankleboots.
"That didnt make me smile"
Micky G said "I dont give a hoot"
and Ankleboots ran a mile...
"I'm not here to Rhyme" said Micky G
"I've got better things to do"
"Well just dont bother answering" said Ankleboots
"shoo shoo shoo"
2007-11-25 14:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by Micky G 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi
Spot the dog came out to play, he embarrassed me....I'm sure he's gay.
Ray. West York's. U.K.
2007-11-25 13:43:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋